• U.S. Space Force
  • U.S. Space Force
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U.S. Space Force

Join or die!

Purchasing this shirt makes you an extremely unofficial member of the United States Space Force and means you could be responsible for any and all of the following:

  • Intergalactic espionage
  • Alien war
  • Destroying asteroids and/or meteors that pose no actual threat
  • Drilling for oil on near-Earth objects


  • $34.00