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  • Practice Safe Social Distance
Galactic Cactus

Practice Safe Social Distance

  1. Wash yer filthy hands (even if yer staying inside)
  2. Don't touch yer GD face, because yer digits may as well be call virus magnets
  3. Maintain at least 6 feet of distance between yerself and other humans. Honestly, people only look worse the closer you get, so this is actually for the better
  4. Shop online and support local businesses who are STRUGGLING right now ...don't mean to brag, but that includes us ;)
  5. Maintain a healthy stock of booze
This item will begin shipping the week of 3/23/2020!
  • $24.00