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  • Mystery T-Shirt

Mystery T-Shirt


If you love a good deal, then, good golly, have we got the item for you!? Pay us $14 & we'll send you a random shirt. No guarantees on design, color, or effectiveness in protecting you from a nuclear war, but we will guarantee it'll be one of our super soft unisex short sleeve t-shirts in the size of your choice (and it won't just be a tshirt with a giant question mark on it). It could even end up being our infamous $1,000 T-Shirt...but it won't be......but it could......

Anyway, what the hell else are you gonna do with fourteen dollars? Buy 7 two-dollar bills?? We didn't think so.

No returns or exchanges.



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